Zodiac Book

TZM:Who's feminine?

Warning: Weirdness ahead

TZM short scene

Most male signs are gathered in the living room of Capricorn's home.

Leo: Hmm...

Leo: ...

Cancer: *notices*

Cancer: Leo, are you okay?

Leo: Huh? Oh, yeah. I'm fine.

Cancer: Are you sure? You seem really deep in thought there.

Leo: ...

Cancer: Leo?

Leo: Ah! Sorry...

Aries: Are you thinking about that again?

Capricorn: *looks up from book*

Capricorn: Thinking of what?

Aries: That question. Not too long ago, Leo asked me who I think the most feminine sign is.

Cancer: Well, isn't that obviously Vi-

Aries: Virgo doesn't count. Neither does Gemini and Pisces considering that they can turn into girls.

Cancer: Oh...

Taurus: Cancer.

Cancer: Eh!?

Taurus: I think Cancer is a bit feminine.

Capricorn: Well... Cancer is like a house wife...

Cancer: ...

Leo: Yes. But Canny's body isn't quite feminine. I mean, he's thin and all but-

Cancer: Why are you suddenly talking about my body like it's a normal thing?

Leo: ... I don't know.

Scorpio: How about Libra?

Aries: Libra?

Scorpio: Yeah. He's quite feminine too isn't he? I think he's like that since he's always with Virgo.

Aries: Hmm... Yeah, I guess he is feminine. Personality and physically...

Leo: Physically?

Aries: His body doesn't look attractive to you?

Everyone: *Stares at Aries* ...

Aries: ... What?

Sagittarius: Is Libra's body attractive to you?

Aries: Wha- *Realized what he said earlier and blushes* N- no! I just keep hearing girls talk about him when we're out together!

Leo: Yeah. Sure. > _ >

Sagittarius: Aquarius!

Capricorn: Aqua? What's feminine about him?

Sagittarius: Well, when he was younger, he did look like a little girl...

Capricorn: True...

Sagittarius: Plus, even if he his body looks more mature than Leo's, his legs are pretty sexy to be a guy's. It's freaking hairless and smooth!

Capricorn: *Glares*

Sagittarius: What?

Capricorn: I'm aware of Aqua's legs since I see him in his pajamas everyday.

Sagittarius: Wait, so just a white T-shirt and shorts is his pajamas? Isn't it cold!?

Capricorn: It is. He likes to sleep in the cold. *glares again* But since when did you see him in pj's? He doesn't wear that in front of anyone but Pi and I.

Sagittarius: I came here once in the morning and you and Pisces were sleeping. When Aqua opened the door, I would notice his hair first but during that time.... It was his legs.

Sal: *Standing by the door* ...

Cancer: Sal?

Sal: ... So you guys are talking about how Libra's body and Aqua's legs are attractive... You guys are all gay. *closes door*

Cancer: ...

Taurus: What is gay?

Cancer: Happy..

Leo: No Cancer, I think Sal meant-

Cancer: WE'RE ALL HAPPY HERE.

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Cancer wants to protect his bull's pure mind...