Zodiac Book

The Originals: Earth Signs

Me: AAND WE'RE BACK! Now, it's time for us to meet the earth signs! Let's start on Taurus, shall we? *hops to living room* Taurus!

Taurus: Zzzzz..........

Me: ......... Taurus?

Taurus: *still asleep*

Virgo: *comes up* He won't wake up anytime soon. I suggest you just leave him.

Me: But... Can we at least move him to the couch? I mean.. He's sleeping on the floor... The cold.. Hard.. Floor...

Virgo: No, no. Don't even touch him. He gets cranky when someone wakes him.

Me: Ooookay..... Then if he won't get up, can you introduce him for him?

Virgo: Sure. As you should know, he's a boy who's VERY tall with brown hair and green eyes. He likes to eat and sleep.... That's all I know what he likes. I think he dislikes people who hurt his friends and starvation. Aaaaand, most of us should be single here.

Me: Most of you?

Virgo: Yeah...

Me: Okay, so what about yourself?

Virgo: I'm a girl... And I'm quite short with long, strawberry blonde, curly, hair... And blue eyes. I like to read, nature, the outdoors, and my friends. I dislike people who kill nature. And... I was in a relationship...

Me: ... With who?~

Virgo: .... Scorpio..

Me: And you still love him, don't you?

Virgo: *sighs* Sadly, yes...

Me: I knew it! Oh, right... I almost forgot that it was Capricorn season.... *Takes out gun* Where is he?

Virgo: O - O... U.. Uhhh... *slowly walks away* I never saw him!

Capricorn: *Comes out* Over here...

Me: You want to be shot?

Capricorn: No. I'm not scared if you're holding that gun. I know you won't shoot me cause I know you love me too much for that.

Me: *sighs* True..

Capricorn: Now, is this the part where I introduce myself?

Me: Yes! Now continue.

Capricorn: Alright.. *adjusts glasses* I'm Capricorn, but of course, people call me Cap. I'm a male, with dark brown hair and violet eyes. I like to read like Virgo, but I prefer to stay indoors and do some work if I have any. I dislike cocky people. That is all.

Me: And I'm assuming that you're single too?

Capricorn: Of course.. Stars don't really have time for relationships.

Me: Aaah. So, I guess that's it! *looks to where Taurus used to be* Where did Taurus go?..

Capricorn: I guess he went to get some food *shrugs* Who knows...

Me: I see. Well, We'll see you guys next time when we introduce the air signs!! *waves*

Aries: *beside me* I'll also be there with you...

Me: What? Why?

Aries: Just to be sure that Aqua doesn't say anything...... Again...

Me: Doesn't Gem talk about those stuff too? I think you should be more aware of them instead of Aqua...

Aries: *shrugs* I don't think they know.

Me: Trust me.. I think they do..

Capricorn: Wait, know about what?

Me: About his crush on-

Aires: *covers my mouth* You people know nothing.

Me: -_-......