Zodiac Book

Don't mess with them

Another TZM stuff... SorryNotSorry xP

What happens when you insult the sign's loved ones

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Aries

Person: "*says something highly insulting about Leo or Sagittarius*"

Aries: "Excuse me? *cracks knuckles* GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE."

Taurus

Person: "*Insults Cancer or Gemini*

Taurus: "..."

Taurus: "*stabs the person with a fork and makes them bleed* Oops."

Gemini

Person: "You're stupid!"

Gemini: "Haha! Yeah, sometimes I can do pretty stupid-"

Person: "Cancer/Taurus is stupid!"

Gemini: "..."

Late at night, Pollux (Snapped Gemini) kills them while they sleep.

Cancer

Person: "*Insults Gem or Taurus*

Cancer: "*comes over with scissors* say that again, b*ch. I F*CKING DARE YOU."

Leo

Person: "*Insults Leo*"

Leo: "Haha! You're so funny!"

Person: "*Insults Sag or Aries*"

Leo: "*knocks the person out with a punch*"

Virgo

Person: "*Talking crap about Scorpio or Libra*

Virgo: "*Turns her head 180 degrees at the person with a smile* WhAT DiD yOu SAy? ^^"

Person: "*scared for eternity*"

Libra

Person: "*Says something bad about Scorpio or Virgo*"

Libra: "Oh.. "

Libra: "*leaves*

A few minutes later

Libra: "Hey."

Person: "What?"

Libra: "Is that your car that's rolling down the hill?"

Person: "WHAT!?"

Libra took the breaks off their car.

Scorpio

Scorpio: "*Already choking them once they say Libra or Virgo's name*"

Sagittarius

Person: "*Insults Aries or Leo*"

Sagittarius: "*Shoves them off a cliff* I'M SORRY, BUT THAT WASN'T AN ACCIDENT!"

Capricorn

Person: "*Teases Aqua or Pisces*"

Capricorn: "Hmm.. I see, I see... "

Moments later, when the person goes home, they find the cops at their doorstep with Capricorn.

Capricorn: "*points to person* That's the man you're looking for."

Capricorn is very smart and a surprisingly good liar. Almost anyone will believe him.

Aquarius

Person: "*Talks bad about Cap and Pieces*"

Aquarius: "..."

Moments later...

Person: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

Aquarius: "*Is holding them above a sea of hungry sharks* Oh come on, it's gotta take more than that to make me believe you~ ^^"

Pisces

Pisces: "~ <3 ^^"

Person: "*Is already dead right before they could even insult Cap or Aqua.*"