Two Point

Day 4

This isn't riding. This is glorified mud-hoggin'.

Me: I'll walk, maybe trot a bit if it's not too bad. *steps in arena, sinks down three inches*
Lulu: *pushes with nose* Come on silly human!
Me: eeeeehhhh
Lulu: WE'RE GOING. *drags reluctant human into arena*
Me: Fine. Wait, where's the stool? WHERE THE CRAP IS THE STOOL
Stool: *from garage* AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: Fine, I'll just stand on the box jump and get on.
Lulu: What?
Me: Let's go.
Lulu: eeeeeeehhhhh
Me: WE'RE GOING.
*struggles to get Lulu lined up so I can mount*
Me: ITS NOT LIKE I DO THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME I RIDE YOU BAREBACK WHICH IS EVERY OTHER DAY
Lulu: IT'S CLEARLY VERY SUSPICIOUS TODAY
Me: *gets Lulu lined up, puts foot in stirrup*
Lulu: OHMIGOD THERE'S A JUMP STANDARD ATTACHED TO THE JUMP! *swings butt around so she can look at jump*
Me: ****!!! *somehow manages to throw self aboard*
Lulu: SCARY JUMP
Me: I'M ALIVE
Me: hey sorry Mr. Box Jump, I kicked you as I jumped on
Mr. Box Jump: It's cool bruh
Lulu: You should apologize to me!
Me: FOR WHAT
Lulu: You sat down and knocked some of the breath out of me
Me: OH POOR YOU. YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO ME FOR NEARLY KILLING ME! IF YOU DIDN'T DO THAT, I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DIVE ONTO YOU
Lulu: .....
Me: Walk on girl.
Lulu: *canters*
Me: WHOA! It's way to muddy to canter! WhoOOOOOOAAAA!
Lulu: Pish Posh I thought you liked a challenge
Me: THATS ONLY YOU