Two Point

Day 7

Trainer: how about you ride Zip today?
Me: ok yeah sounds fun
Lulu: WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEE
Zip: Human come give me treats!
Lulu: THATS MY HUMAN
Me: I'll come groom you later Lu!
Lulu: WHY NOT NOW
Me and Zip: *walk into barn*
Zip: do you have a treat? Oh your taking off my blanket ok... Do you have a treat now oh your taking off my liner cool. Hey hey did that curry comb turn into a treat? No, ok. THATS MY TICKLISH SPOT!! *begins swinging butt*
Me: *smacks butt* RUN ME OVER I DARE YOU
Zip: will I get a treat?
*ten minutes later*
Zip: ITS COLD AS **** OUT HERE WHY DO YOU MAKE ME DO THIS
Me: IF YOU COOPERATE WE CAN GET DONE QUICKER
*one lesson later*
Zip: I get a treat now, right?
Me: NO, I get a treat. You were a turd.
*takes care of Zip and puts him in stall*
Zip: but I'm adorable
Me: if your nice next time you'll get treats
*goes in tack room*
Zip: what?
*rummaging*
Zip: hey what are doing?
*walks out and gets Lulu*
Lulu: *munching on treat*
Zip: *shoves nose through bars* HUH?!
Me: *gives Lulu treat right in front of Zip*
Zip: YOU ARE A CRUEL, SOULLESS HUMAN
Me: *baby talk* there you go Lu your such a good girl.
Lulu: *to Zip*HA SUCK IT LOSER