Me: *untacking José in his stall because he's that good*
José: munch munch this grain is good munch munch
Me: ok I just need to put your blankets on and then your good
José: munch munch ok
Me: *grabs liner and blanket in one piece* hmm this is harder to carry but hey I can put them both on at once
José: HOLY CRAP HUMAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Me: DUDE JUST STICK YOUR HEAD THROUGH AND IT WILL BE OVER
José: NU-UH BRUH ITS DARK AND SCARY
Me: WORK WITH ME HERE
*ten minutes of struggling*
José: BRUH NO
Me: JOSÉ I PROMISE THERE IS A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL JUST LET ME PUT YOUR BLANKETS ON
José: SCAAAAARRRRRRRRYYYYY
Me: karma what did I ever do to you?
José: is that a carrot in your pocket?
Me: uh yeah *lightbulb*
José: can I have it?
Me: *angles self so that carrot is in the neck hole*
José: oooooohhh
Me: yes yes yes YUS!!
José: I FOUND THE LIGHT!
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Two Point
RastgeleSummaries of my lessons, pony adventures, and entertaining things the ponpons do!
