Person: horseback riding isn't a sport.
Me: really?
Person: yeah really.
Me: ok then what sport do you play?
Person: football
Me: ok so your telling me football is deadly?
Person: uh no
Me: I rest my case
Person: that still doesn't make it a sport
Me: *facepalms* how much do you lift
Person: about fifty on my warm up
Me: I throw around thousand pound animals every day, I stack fifty pound bails, draft around ten pound standards, haul around forty pound gear and then I get on and ride
Person: ....
Me: anything else you want to say?
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