Ask Yellow Diamond

A Well Written Apology

Outstanding efforts by tinydancer1127

tinydancer1127- Dear Miss Yellow Diamond,

On behalf of myself and all the other humans who are asking you unintelligent questions, daring you to do tasks that waste your time, and insulting you for invalid reasons, I apologize. Although I know I am a human, and therefore cannot even begin to meet the expectations of a Diamond like yourself, I sincerely hope that I can at least begin to amend some of the insults, out-of-line comments and questions, and dares that waste your time. Miss Yellow Diamond, the humans that have been communicating with you including myself are not, by any means, intelligent beings, as you have pointed out yourself. We are however, or at least, many of us are, curious about the culture of gems. By bringing our questions to you, the highest ranking and perfect model of a gem, we hope to gain, at the least, a slight amount of intelligence from the answers you give us. So, we do have what may be considered good intentions on most questions, but of course, we are humans, and us humans tend to make errors, especially in our grammar and spelling. In that regard, I deeply apologize, and hopefully the other humans reading this will correct these errors, along with me. In regard to insults that have been made to you, as you have stated before, many humans think that you look "odd" because we have not ever seen the image of perfection that is a Diamond. We are not accustomed to an image of such utter beauty, and as a result, many of us believe it to be "odd." This assumption that either your personality or features are inferior to ours also comes from the human's egotistical personality, which makes most of us believe that we the most powerful or only beings in the universe, while in reality, we are not either of those. I, along with other humans, apologize for this, and we will all begin to appreciate your perfection more as we continue to communicate with you. And for the final apology: the dares many of us have sent you. We know now that these are a complete waste of your valuable time, but, as humans wanting to gain more intelligence from a higher being, we were genuinely curious of what you thought of our wasteful pastimes. We were not intentionally trying to pull you away from the important business you attend to in your daily life, although we did end up doing just that. Since we did so, I am very sorry, and I honestly cannot guarantee that this kind of thing will not happen again, but it certainly won't happen from me. In conclusion, I know that this apology is mediocre and likely contains one or more grammatical errors. But, I am being genuine in my apology, and I hope it can shed some light one why we have done the things we've done, and what we will do to avoid repeating our many mistakes.

Yellow Diamond: You are forgiven. That is what I call a such formal apology. As I see here, you have now understood everything I have been telling you. In this text, you tell me how you know you are a imperfect low life being. If only others knew that. And you have indeed spelled everything right. But your punctuation could use better choices. Such as using parenthesis instead of comma after comma. But you get a pass for now. I can see you tried your all time best in giving me a suitable apology. You spent your time and effort well.