Ask Yellow Diamond

13 Harsh Reasons

SmartieGurl190x- Oh and by the way,here's the list of VALID reasons for why you annoy me:

1.You think you're perfect but really,you're not even close2.You think I don't deserve to be one of your slaves?No,you don't deserve ME3.You're a snobby,spoiled and selfish brat that is so heartless that you will destroy billions of innocent live just to get what you want.4.If you think that you have good grammar,think again.In fact,watch CM Punk's Grammar Slam because at least HIS grammar's impeccable.You might learn a lesson or two,if you're smart enough to understand his words of wisdom.5.You're face makes it seem like you're so regal but you act like a four-year old kid throwing a tantrum6.You made your Pearl so salty7.You have anger-management issues.8.If I wanted to kill myself,I would climb your ego and jump down to your IQ!9.You know what?Those crystal 'clods' are better than you10.Seriously,the fact that you look like a giraffe that just got run over by a truck in *EDSA doesn't help.11.You think that you're so royal and important because you have a lot of people by your side.You're wrong,you're one of those leaders that will be worshipped but forgotten after your reign is done12.On that part that I insulted humans,I was being sarcastic!Oh wait,you don't know what sarcasm is13.I would add more reasons,but you can't read more than 20 reasons.Your's truly,The girl with more impeccable grammar than yours*EDSA is an avenue in the Philippines,with a major traffic issue.Oh,and the Philippines is another country in the Earth.

Yellow Diamond: I will respond to each and every one of your 13 insults. Lets see what you have for me.

1. Well, to you I just seem like a freak only because you think the way you are is normal. When in the long term, anything you are that I am not are all imperfections.

2. Interesting for you to think that. It's not that I don't think you are capable of serving me, but it's just that you cannot physically serve me. Your too much trouble for what it's worth. And it is not me who doesn't deserve you, it is you who do not deserve me.

3. I AM TELLING YOU IN ADVANCE THAT I WILL TAKE THE EARTH. It is your decision as a species of whether or not you leave your own planet to survive. It is not my fault if you all decide to stay.

4. Who is this CM Punk you speak of? Based on the name he chose for himself symbolizes how under-minded and foolish he is. He may know better grammar then you, based on your lack of spacing and punctuation you are not showing me better grammar yourself.

5. Just to let you be aware, 4 year old gems are much more intelligent then your race will ever be.

6. My Pearl is perfect when it comes to Pearls. She is not made of salt like minerals on your HomeWorld, and is completely Loyal.

7. I do admit, anger does get to me occasionally, but unlike you humans I am able to control it. Just like when that Peridot made me angry, I am going to take decent measures in making sure she gets her punishment.

8. I don't get it. Probably because it is too simple minded for a being of my intelligence to grasp the meaning of.

9. They are defective emotional jokes. They have no army and are none of my current concerns. The cluster will wipe them out along with yourself.

10. My neck is perfect. it is yours that is too short and stubby.

11. My reign will not be ended. I will always be the ruler of HomeWorld because there is nothing that can match up to me. I am and will forever be the ruler.

12. Sarcasm- The use of irony to mock or convey contempt. That is your human definition of it at least. I find it very irrational and pointless. What I expect from you ultimately.

13. I can think of over billion reasons to why I don't like you humans like I do my servants. I have at least by now announced 50. But I am not here to bash your race, but to just simply answer your questions. I can leave and never reply back to you if that is your wish?