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The Reason Why

Question by ImmortalGuy459

ImmortalGuy459- Questions:

Are you in the toilet?Also what's a toilet?My friend saw you wearing a giraffe... is that true you're wearing a giraffe?Also do you like spaghetti? If you've never had spaghetti here *hands you spaghetti*

Yellow Diamond: This is the reason why I have such little faith in your kind. There are so many things wrong with this comment that I cannot name it all. But I will.

You asked me if I am in a toilet and what exactly is a toilet. This is expected behavior of your kind to use words that you don't even know the meaning of. It happens so frequently. Is it just your kind trying to sound smart and inspirational to a being such as myself? If so, you do not need too. I know your kind is incapable of thinking the way I do, so there is really no reason for you to try to be better then you actually are.

You stated that your friend has told you that I was wearing a giraffe, and you want a clarification from me if he was telling the truth or not. Well, this is another problem you humans tend to have. You believe everything you are told. If you are told something, and if there is no way to tell if it's true or not you tend to actually believe it's true. Why do you think your own government leaders have gotten as far as they have? Another reason why I wouldn't have you working for myself.

You ask me if I like spaghetti. Then you post, *hands you spaghetti*. Just because you post, *hands you spaghetti* doesn't at all give me spaghetti. It is a cheap role play act and I do not find it very amusing. This is a serious book, you are all given the best opportunity of your life to ask me, a perfect being, a question. Some choose to use it wisely, and others decide to make it funny and crude.

This is the reason why I have such little faith.  Good evening.