50 Shades of Sohma

Chapter 20: Shigure Accidentally Chops off his Dick

Chapter 20: Shigure Accidentally Chops off his Dick

Shigure slammed his face into the wall. He ran his fingers through his black, greasy hair.

"Why did I chop my dick off?" Shigure screamed. He was making a bird house and his hand slipped and he took the chainsaw and accidentally chopped his dick off. Now he was sitting in the bathroom with his pants off, wondering what was wrong with him.

Blood from his chopped off dick was dripping down his leg, and tears were streaming down his face.

"How am I gonna be a motha fukin playa if I don't have a dick to fuk bitches?" Shigure cried.

Shigure heard Tohru knock on the bathroom door. "Are you crying?" She asked.

"Yes." he answered, "I accidentally chopped my dickoff with a chainsaw."

"Ouch. Can I use the part that's chopped off to masturbate to? Kyo's not here and they're is no one around to fuck." Tohru said.

"Yeah, but Haru is up in my room, if you wanna use him." Shigure suggested.

"Oh, that's ten times better" Thank's Shigure." Tohru said, and a couple minutes later Shigure heard sex noises up in his bedroom. He smiled at the thought of Tohru having sex in his bed, but then remembered that his dick was chopped off. He called Hatori and told him.

A couple minutes later Hatori showed up. "Wow, you weren't lying." Hatori said, staring at Shigure's crotch. "Well, I can give you a dick transplant if you wan't. I'm not a sergeon but I'll do it for free." Hatori offered.

"Okay." Shigure agreed, and Hatori sewed a new dick on him. It was twice the length of Shigure's old dick, though it was sewed on a bit crooked.

"Wow," Shigure marveled, "I love it." He turned to Hatori, "Wanna test out my new dick?"

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Hatori was really excited to have a dick as large as Shigure's in him. He had had sex with Shigure's old dick countless times and it felt amazing, but this one was twice the length. He had never seen a dick as big as Shigure's. He nodded, and they undressed.

Shigure began to thrust his huge, sexy cock into Hatori. 

Hatori passed out, it felt so good. 

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"Are you alright?" Shigure asked, alarmed.

"Too, powerful..." Hatori sputtered.

Shigure smiled. He was glad to have a  dick that was so amazing, it could make someone pass out.

At dinner time, Tohru commented on Shigure's dick. "Rumor has it your dick is bigger than it used to be. How did that happen?"

Shigure saw Kyo roll his eyes as he answered, "Because Shigure is a big dumb ass and had to get a new one because he broke his dick."

Shigure smiled sheepishly. Though it was great to have a long dick, he was still embarrassed by the fact that he accidentally chopped his dickoff. 

That damn Hatori, revealing my secret, Shigure thought, though having a large cockety cock was worth everyone knowing that he chopped his old one off.

After dinner Hatori and Shigure went upstairs to have more sex. Kyo and Tohru decided that they were in the mood as well, and Yuki was left at the dinner table, still finishing his food. Poor Yuki.

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A/N: It's been awhile since I've updated this story. I think it has begun to get more outrageous, but that's okay. It's all in the name of comedy (: