50 Shades of Sohma

Chapter 13: Hatsuharu Sees Kagura & Tohru's Video on the Internet

Chapter 13: Hatsuharu Sees Kagura & Tohru's Video on the Internet

Haru unzipped his pants as he waited for the porn site to load. He was a bit embarrassed to be watching porn, but dice he wasn't getting laid, it would have to do.

He scrolled down the list of videos, and stopped when he saw what looked like Tohru and Kagura having sex on Shigure's front porch. He clicked on it, and sure enough it was them.

"What the fucking hell?" He said, and raced down to Shigure's house.

He banged on the door. "Did you know that Tohru and Kagura are porn stars?" He asked, "They're on he front page!"

"My, my, Haru. I didn't know you watched porn. Tsk, tsk."

Haru blushed. "I bet you do too." He muttered.

"You and I both remember a certain time that you walked in on Tohru and I doing it in the table. Who's to say it hasn't happened again?"

"You sick bastard. Do the girls know about this?"

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"Not to my knowledge." Shigure replied. He tried to cover his boner as he thought about how hot that video would be. He really wanted to watch it. 

Tohru walked down the stairs. "What don't I know?" She asked.

Haru blushed. "Um, you, you had sex with Kagura and...it's on the Internet."

Tohru laughed. "You don't think I've already seen it?"

Haru's eyes widened as Tohru apologized. "I'm sorry," she laughed, "that was a joke. I have sex all the time, why would I watch porn?"'

"Damn, you're a naughty girl. Why are you completely unfazed by the fact that you're on a porn site?"

She shrugged. "Been there, done that. I'm more concerned about how Kagura will take it."

Wow, Shigure thought, I've had sex with a porn star and I didn't even know it! I guess I can cross that off my bucket list. 

"Why don't we call her over here and tell her." Shigure said, wanting to see how Kagura would react. He gave her a call, and a couple minutes later Kagura showed up at their house.

"What do you have to tell me that you couldn't say over the phone?" Kagura asked.

"Hmm, how should I put this-" Haru started.

"Welcome to the world of porn!" Tohru finished. "Um, yeah, remember when we had sex on the porch? Someone videotaped it and put it on a porn site. But hey, at least it was hot."

"What?"

Tohru patted Kagura's sholder. "It's okay, nobody even knows it's you!"

"Um, it says Kagura Sohma in the title." Haru mumbled.

"How would they know my name?" Kagura wondered aloud.

"That's a very good question." Shigure commented.

"It was probably those guys on the front porch. The one with blue hair, and that other guy with black hair and extremely pale skin." Tohru said.

"That sounds an awful lot like-" Shigure started.

"Kira and Akito!" Haru interrupted. "They even said that they would be in town yesterday!"

"Wait, wait. I think I've heard about this Akito guy, but who is Kira?"

"Kira is an extremely seductive witch. Akito hired her about a year ago to take care of him." Shigure explained.

Something tells me that Kira and Akito aren't done with this funny business, Shigure thought. He just hoped it resulted in more porn videos with Tohru.