50 Shades of Sohma

Chapter 2: The Shopping Trip

Chapter 2: The Shopping Trip

Once they arrived at the mall, Kyo realized that he didn't have any idea what to look for.  

"What do you think she wants?" Kyo asked.  

"Well, I don't know. Aren't you the one that has a crush on her?" Yuki remarked.  

"NO I DON'T!" Kyo yelled.  

She doesn't seem to be into girly stuff, Kyo thought. "Aww, this is too hard! Why don't we give her some money! She's always in need of money."  

"No" Yuki replied, "that's not thoughtful enough. Plus, she'd just use the money to buy us gifts."  

"Dammit." Kyo mumbled. "Why does Tohru gotta be so nice?"  

"Not everyone is as heartless as you." Yuki said, and chuckled."Hello, Kagura!" He yelled to Kagura, who was halfway across the mall. He motioned for her to come over to them.  

She locked eyes with Kyo. "KYO..." she said, darting at him, "WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME THIS WEEK? I WAS GETTING WORRIED!"  

Kagura began beating up Kyo in the mall.   "DAMMIT, KAGURA. DO YOU WANNA GET KICKED OUT AGAIN?" Kyo screamed, and tried to shove Kagura off of him.  

Yuki turned to Kagura. "We're shopping for a birthday present for Tohru, do you have any suggestions?"  

"Oh!" She exclaimed. "Well, she was talking about needing a dildo."  

Kyo's heart stopped. Wow, he thought, I didn't think that girl had needs.  

Kyo looked over at Yuki, who was raging.

"WHY ON EARTH WOULD TOHRU NEED a..that."  

Kagura smiled. "What, you think Tohru is so innocent and pure? You should hear the sexual fantasies she tells me about."  

Kyo was dying to know just what sexual fantasies Tohru had, but he figured that if he asked, he would get his ass kicked by Kagura. Instead, he tried to hide his smile, and look shocked. He smirked at Yuki, who had to sit down. Kyo had never seen him this shocked.  

"You tell Shigure about Tohru's...imagination, and you DIE." Yuki said defensively.   

Kyo shuddered. The moment Shigure knew, he would put her on the table and fuck her, right then and there.  

"I had to tell him, most of them were about Shigure!" Kagura grinned.  

Yuki looked like he was about to faint. "I'm just joking!"  

Yuki breathed a sigh of relief. "That was a sick, sick joke, Kagura."  

Kagura frowned. "Kyo? Kyo?"  

Kyo looked up, and then realized that he was fantasizing about Tohru.  

Kagura looked like she was going to cry. "You know, ever since Tohru came into your life, you've ignored me more than you used to. It's like I don't make you happy anymore. So..." she took a deep breath, "I'm breaking up with you."  

"WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER!" Kyo yelled. He was happy to be free from Kagura. He liked her, but in a sisterly way. She was more like a bossy sister than a lover. He had never had feelings for Kagura.   Kagura ran off with tears in her eyes.  

Yuki turned to Kyo. "Why don't we buy her a nice cake." Yuki said awkwardly.   

They ended up purchasing a three teared cake with the words 'Happy Birthday Tohru' on it.