50 Shades of Sohma

Chapter 11: Kyo Feels the Side Effects

Chapter 11: Kyo Feels the Side Effects

Kyo cried. He had really bad diarrhea, and hadn't left the toilet seat in 3 hours.

"What's going on?" He wailed, but every time he spoke, his eyes vibrated and he smelled carrots.

"I don't do drugs, so what's going on?" Kyo got up to flush, but noticed that his pee was orange and his poop was magenta.

Kyo screamed, and had the sudden urge to try a bite of his poop.

"Mmm, tastes like olives!" Kyo said, and ate the rest of his poop.

Kagura burst through the bathroom door. "Kyo, stop it. Look, I'm sorry for invading your dreams."

"Whaaaaa...?" Kyo asked. There was a ring of poop around his mouth, which Kagura wiped off with a piece of toilet paper.

"I can invade and control zodiac members' dreams, but after I do, they get weird and nasty side effects."

"Oh. Well. that explains it."

"You aren't mad?" Kagura asked.

Kyo farted. "If you don't tell anyone about this, I won't be."

Kagura nodded quickly. "Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me."

Kyo climbed into the toilet and took a nap. When he awoke, he was feeling much better, but not totally side effect free. Still, he was lonely and decided to go see Tohru.

He knocked on her door. "Toeeee...rueeee....." He said, slurring his words.

She opened the door. "Are you drunk?"

He shook his head. "Kagura...hard to explain...how are you?"

 She blinked, not sure what was going on. "I'm fine. So, who are you going to have sex with first? Since we're free to do that."

"Maybe I could give Kagura a treat." He said, and realized what he just said. Man, these side effects are a bitch, he thought.

"No no no, I don't know why I said that-"

"No, it's fine. Nobody is off limits." Tohru said, though Kyo thought she looked pissed.

He turned to her. "I don't think I wanna have sex with anyone else but you," he thought, "well, there might be one person."

"Who?" She asked, eager to know who Kyo lusted for.

"I don't have to tell you." He replied stubbornly.

"Come on, Kyo!" She whined, "you know everyone that I've slept with.'

He thought for a moment. "How 'bout this, I'll tell you after it happens. Then I'll invite you to a threesome with us."

"Okay, now I'm turned on. Let's have sex." Tohru said, immediately shedding her dress.

"Can't argue with that." Kyo said.

The sex felt amazing for Kyo. It was as if all of the colors and sounds were amplified. He had the most powerful orgasm that he had ever experienced.

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Kagura cried. Because Kagura had invaded Kyo's dreams, she got side effects of her own. She could feel everything Kyo was feeling, so she knew that Tohru and Kyo were having sex. 

She immediately became jealous, because she could feel how great having sex with Tohru was. She instantly decided that her life goal was to have a threesome with Tohru and Kyo, and she wanted to be one of Tohru's fuck buddies. 

Considering how easy Tohru is, this is going to be a piece of cake, Kagura thought, and got so aroused that she fingered herself, imagining that Tohru was doing it.