50 Shades of Sohma

Chapter 17: Haru Spends the Night

Chapter 17: Haru Spends the Night

Plop! Shigure's poop hit the toilet, making a splash. Shigure got up and flushed the toilet, and pinched his nose when he realized how bad it smelled. He quickly grabbed the air freshener and sprayed it all around the room.

Shigure was baffled by the events that had taken place recently. His house had turned into a sex house. Shigure never knew when he would hear someone having sex, or who was having sex. It wasn't a problem, he just hadn't gotten in on much of the action. If there was going to be random sex all over his house, Shigure wanted to be a part of it.

There was a knock at the door. "Hello?" 

Shigure opened the door to find out that it was Haru.

"Well Hello, Haru." Shigure said happily. It was all too perfect. Shigure was going to have sex with Haru. 

"Why the funny look on your face?" Haru asked.

"Oh, no reason." Shigure grinned, which made Haru even more skeptical.

"Anyways, I was wondering if I could stay the night at your place. My house is infested with burmese pythons."

"Oh, that sounds serious. Sure man, my house is your house." Shigure said, trying to use the language that the kids used. 

"Oh-kaaay then. I'm regretting my decision already." Haru said, but stepped inside the house anyways.

"Say, Haru, who are you crushing on?" Shigure asked.

Haru blushed. "Why do you want to know that?" He asked, already starting to turn black. "What gives you the right to ask me a question like that?"

"I'm letting you stay at my place, aren't I?"

"Oh. Sorry." Haru said, cooling down. "You really piss me off, Shigure."

"Glad to help. Anyways, who are you crushing on?" Shigure asked. He wouldn't let that question go. "Is it a Sohma?"

Haru looked down at his feet. "Yeah." He mumbled.

"Is it me?" Shigure asked innocently.

"What? No! What are you, 40?"

"I'm 27." Shigure replied. 

"Why, do you have a 'crush' on me?" Haru asked.

"Maybe, maybe not." Shigure grinned. He knew replies like that bugged Haru.

Haru thought for a moment. "You better not make me regret this." Haru said, and pressed his lips against Shigure's.

Shigure pulled back. "So it was me?" He grinned.

"Oh shut up and take your pants off."

"Demanding. I like it." Shigure didn't even know that Haru had feelings for him, but he was glad for them because Haru was incredibly sexy. He also had a long cock, which felt good inside of Shigure.

Okami walked in. "I'm sorry for walking in! SO SORRY."

"Doesn't anyone knock anymore?" Shigure complained.

"I know. I should have. I'm sorry. I just wanted to know where my son Ritsu was!" She dashed out of the house, and slammed the door.

They both got dressed. "Maybe it was a bad idea to do this in the living room." Shigure chuckled, trying to lighten the mood.

Haru looked at him. "Yeah, maybe we should take this to the bedroom. I wasn't finished."

Shigure grinned, and bolted up to his room. They both climbed into Shigure's race car bed and picked up where they left off.

When they finished, Haru broke out into a song. To the tune of The Wheels on the bus, he sang, "Your penis is so very long, very long, very long. Your penis is so very long, I enjoyed myself!"

Shigure replied with his own song to the tune of Happy Birthday, "I like your penis too, but get a clue, my penis isn't long, at least compared to you."

They danced around naked for the rest of the night.