The Real Life of Josh

Chapter 72: Pet Store

Ako: Loi. Magkano ang nasa wallet ko?

Loi: 2950 dollars Josh.

Ako: okay na ba yan for pets?

Loi: siguro po (hindi sure look)

Ako: okay. Withdraw pa tayo. Kumuha ka ng 15K sa Ordinary Bank Account ko.

After 1 hour bumalik na si Loi at dala dala ang winithdraw niya. And then we went to the pet store I saw while on the way to SNL.

50 minutes travel theb we arrived there.

Inquirer: Oh my goodness. Josh. What takes you here?

Common sense naman ate! Hahaha.

Ako: well, I'm just going to buy myself some pets.

Inquirer: please to hear that. Can I have a picture with you? If that's okay.

Ako: sure. Can I request for a discount?

Inquirer: sure do. Well I think I will have a deal,

Ako: what is that?

Inquirer: it depends on your purchased pets.

Ako: oh I see. Billie, Jeremy and Loi I need you all guys here. Okay. I am thinking of having a siberian husky puppy (girl), chow chow puppy (boy). Those are for dogs. I will also buy them cages. Thanks :)

Inquirer: okay. The siberian husky costs 850 dollars, the chow chow costs 775 dollars and the cages cost 150 dollars each.

Ako: okok. Billie, Jeremy, put them inside the van :) thank you.

Inquirer: what else?

Ako: i would like to have a pair of Persian cats.

Inquirer: those are 1999 per pair.

Ako: sure do. How about their cages?

Inquirer: 150 also, anything else?

Ako: ok, give me a pair of parrot and somehow large cage.

Inquirer: the pair is 2250 and the cage is 1075.

Ako: that would be all. Oh wait. I forgot the fishes.

Inquirer: what kind of fish?

Ako: just give me a pair of clownfish and a pair of the fish like dory, i don't know the name of that fish.

Inquirer: okok. Clownfish costs 1350 per pair and the dory fish costs 1175 per pair.

Ako: a complete set of aquarium with oxygen enabled?

Inquirer: that would be 1500 :)

Ako: okok. Please sum it all up.

Inquirer: 11424

Ako: i almost forgot. Give me a month supply of dog foods, cat foods, bird seeds and fish foods.

Inquirer:
Dog Food (25kg) - 999
Cat Food (25 kg) - 799
Bird Seed (10 kg) - 899
Fish Food (5 kg) - 599

Your total is 14720 dollars.

Ako: here's 15000

Inquirer: your change is 280 dollars. And as a promise, since you have purchased almost 15000 worth of pet items, I am going to give you for free a pair of rabbit in a cage.

Ako: what the heck. Thanks.

Inquirer: you need to pay the cage. Naaa. Just kidding. The rabbits are all yours :)

Ako: thank you. :) i need to go.

Inquirer: thanks to you :)

Then oh my. I really have lots of pets now. Hahaha.

We drove our way back to my house at New York and then rehearse for my next guesting at Today's Show.