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I'M A FLOP

As you can probably guess, today I am equipped with some more reasons why I'm a flop.

*explosion*

WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS 100% TRUE AND WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR LIFE  IN GENERAL                             

(if you'd like some confirmation regarding all the reasons why I'm a flop go over and ask hemmingslove16 about all of this, that is unless she denies even knowing me in real life that i will not be surprised about...)

LET'S DO THIS.

STORY #1

If any of you know me well enough you'd probably know how physically unfit I am and that my coordination isn't the best. Yes I do admit it I am clumsy let's not forget all the stories I've told

*cue flashback*

(Not sure if I've talked about this here but if you haven't enjoy the joke that is my life)

I was currently a 7th grader when this happened, which was basically a year ago, anyway it was a normal school day for me. I quickly attempted to get up the stairs every once in a while skipping a couple steps as iIwas about to be late for class 

BAD IDEA.

I was soon getting up the last final small flight of stairs simultaneously coughing up my lungs.

Only a couple of steps, the pain should be over, here's the problem, as I reached the last steps i fell forward and almost slammed my face onto the floor. Luckily it didn't go as bad, yes I was on the stairs just sitting there waiting for the torment. Well. Self torment, I was quite nobody was left in the hallways. at least thats what I thought.

I looked up and saw a kid that I coincidentally hated, then again I hate everybody. He laughed pretty hard, which i totally expected. I got up with the little dignity I had left and barely made it to class.

                                                                                        THE END.

I really am lucky I didn't tumble down the stairs and break something like a finger (which would probably happen.

*ends flashback due to virtual embarrassment*

That was completely not relevant. Onto the main story...

Okay so he's where it starts, I was in gym class specifically today or I can just say Friday                   (wutevz. grammar on point.)

In a normal gym class you run lots, play weird 'fun' games or sport type things. you probably thought I don't have an average gym class with all of that, but for once I do. in gym class we were playing basketball. I obviously don't try because I'm a floppy unfit piece of human. Today that was going to change. In the ironic luck that i have i always end up getting the either the really tall or the really good teams. 

We were specifically playing this team with really tall guys. 

Dude. Im not very tall

Other than having the slight bit of panic because I'm really shy and anti-social I also have to deal with the fact that my team has no chance and we are going to lose. Inevitably we lost, but there was this now part in the middle of the game where I gave myself some type of speech, it went something like this:

 Now is not the time to start up or imply the whole "oh I'm too cool to play basketball therefore I'm going to stand around like a zombie" 

The truth is half the time I just look like a zombie standing around.  I could literally get the ball thrown at me to be caught but instead i run away, let it hit me or flinch. Flinching is a natural reaction though so it doesn't really count. 

Well the game literally moved to me being in the middle of it, I really didn't want to get scolded at by my team mates so I did the logical thing and went for the ball.

It really was a big step for me and I took it. also turns out I failed.

As I tried running over to the ball and attempt to dribble it, my legs decided to do some really weird thing where they completely stopped and I almost fell forward and hit my face on the cold gym floor.

I let go of the ball so i got yelled at by my team mates. I really don't blame myself, I don't think the ball was more important than probably falling on my face and surely breaking my nose or something alongs those lines. 

Again I am really used to the daily embarrassment and humiliation so I've learned to brush it off and keep going

                                                                                                       THE END.

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I'm quite proud of this update although right before this i was watching dan so my way of explaining all of that was similar to one of his videos sorry i really can't help it. Im also proud of the size difference of my parts, i remember when my update were less than 300 words and now they're nearly 1,000 i think it's because I'm doing this on a laptop and not a phone which changes my perspective on how long these things are. even if this all started as some type of thing for myself turns out people are actually reading so I've decided to put more effort onto this whole writing, you know expand my horizons. I'm also planning to keep my wattpad account for as long as i can to work off of all this random shit that is my life to some day try youtube, I'm probably not starting  that until I'm at university so don't expect that soon. anyways hoped you enjoyed my floppy life and i'll probably upload the second story i have to tell some time this weekend. its way funnier than the one I've told today. i should call these things 

STORY TIME WITH GIBELLY.

anyways expect that, love y'all to bits for sticking around and reading i am now going to go o tumblr and get off until I've reached my post limit. okay I'm going now bye.

                                                    (this is like making a youtube video but without you looking at my fugly face)