Luke: so you were holding hands huh
Ashton: we saw it
Ashton: we know you did it
Ashton: therefore...my theory has been proven.
Ashton: malum is alive
Michael: what theory
Luke: drop the theory thing and answer our questions
Michael: what questions
Calum: ^^
Luke: oh look who finally decided to show up
Calum: I was showering
Ashton: with michael? (;
Calum: freaks.
Michael: ew guys no stop pls. He took one at my house but we wERENT TOGETHER
Luke: I can sense the lies from a mile away
Michael: Luke you're like five minutes away
Luke: your point
Calum: you guys argue way too much
Ashton: shhhhh Calum just let it happen.
Michael: #cashton
Calum: did you just put a c in front of ashtons name
Michael: I did.
Calum: why
Luke: ^^
Ashton: cause Cashton is the best bromance ever
Michael: nah muke is the best bromance ever....but Cashton comes close second
Ashton: why not mashton
Calum: I say cake
Luke: tf are these ship names. I no likey.
Luke: heh...likey sounds like lukey...
Ashton: you mean looks like, babe?
Luke: yeah....
Michael: my lashton feels
Calum: same you two are so cute
Michael: but we're cuter than them so
Luke: so holding hands hUH
Michael: yea so
Luke: YOU DID NOT TELL US
Luke: I was not prepared
Ashton: same like I would have had my video camera ready if I knew that was going to happen
Calum: we didn't plan on having it happen
Luke: so where'd you go then cause you just left us stranded with a dumb argument about a last name which for your information Ashton will be taking my last name
Ashton: we never established this
Luke: oops we did now
Ashton: shut up.
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A Christmas Miracle | Malum
Fanfiction"It's like catching fire, except I'm the tossed away match." ~ Where Calum always brings a girl home, and Michael pretends he isn't sad over it. • Started December 20th, 2015 • • Completed January 17th, 2016 •
