Forbidden Love

4. Roommates ✔️

Lily's POV

"You're finally back." I said with an annoying tone.

"I know honey I know. We're sorry." My mom said as she scooped me in her arms nearly choking me to death. "But you know how it is, your dad and I can't keep our hands off each other." She giggled as she nuzzled her head in the crook of my dad's neck.

"First of all, I don't want to know that, it's disgusting. Second of all you don't have to abandon your daughter and go to Hawaii for 3 weeks to have your hands on each other. You guys literally have sex in front of me since you know very well what boundary means. Do you know how much I spent on sound proof headphones to make sure I have a pair of them in every corner of the house?"

"Aw baby is Taylor not giving you good? Are you on your period?" I hate my mom.

"MOM." I flinched at her. "Why can't you just be normal?"

"My little shaboolopoo. I missed your annoying attitude." My dad said as he came in the house with 3 suitcases. And yes, I know my dad's nickname for me isn't your typical nickname for your daughter, but if you haven't noticed already, my parents are psychopaths.

"You left with one suit." I looked at the other 3 suits that dad carried in after the former 3.

"Well your mom's a shopper." My mom said and I just rolled my eyes. "Oh don't be jealous honey, these 3 suitcases are for you."

"Wow, I'm impressed. You only shopped 2 for yourself?"

"Oh don't be absurd, the rest of the suitcases are in the car. Along with some shopping bags that we didn't have any suitcases left for. So..." She looked around the house. "Two things. One, I'm surprised the house is actually, you know, a house. Two, I'm surprised I don't see Taylor."

"Yeah a lot of things happened when you were gone." I gulped thinking back on everything that happened in just 3 weeks.

"Like what?" Dad asked after he brought another pile of suitcases in the house. 'Where do I start dad? Where exactly do I start?' I thought.

"How the hell did you even manage to put them in the car? How the hell did the car move? It's like a ton of garbage." 'This right here is why I'm the master of changing subjects.'

"Yeah that's why we got one of those van guys who do deliveries. Did you pay them Stan?"

"Yeah honey." Dad answered as he kissed his wife oh-so-passionately. Ew.

"So you shopped so much that you had to take a van? You know we have pretty good shopping malls here right?"

"Honey Hawaii is Hawaii. And here, well it's here. Now tell us what changed?" She sat down on the couch after taking a bottle of water from the fridge.

"Well, Taylor cheated on me so that's over." I heard my mom gasp. "Also I got a job." She gasped again. She gasps at everything, literally. I could fart right now and she'd gasp.

"Why the hell didn't you say anything before?" Mom asked.

"I would have if you haven't been busy talking about yourself and how you still got it in a bikini all the time." I rolled my eyes at her.

"Oh, my poor baby. I can only imagine how hurt you are." Mom and dad hugged me both. "Let us give you a sugar shower our little shaboolopoo."

"Seriously mom? I'm not 7 anymore. Get off you annoying people."

"Aw still an asshole." My mom chuckled.

"What do you mean still? It's not like you've been away for 30 years. Plus who calls their own child asshole? You guys are the weirdest parents in the galaxy."