Me: *strolling down the park innocently*
Mother Nature: hey, you know that awesome swim party that you got invited to?
Mother Nature: Don't go
Me: Why?
Mother Nature: Because I have a surprise for u 😌
Me: 😖😩😖😩😰
*random boy walks over*- Shut the -bleep- up, ur making to much noise.
Me: *kills boy with a sledgehammer and walks away*
YOU ARE READING
Rants and other monstrous things
HumorThis is a book about rants, and problems that 1st world people have. Be nice, and don't say bad words. K?
