Cramps

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Me: *walking down the street peacefully*

Thing in your body that gives u cramps: U HAVE BEEN PEACEFUL FOR TOO LONG

Me: *stops dead and stares dramatically at stomach*

Thing in your body that gives u cramps: MWWAAHHHAAHHAAHHAAAA

Me: What did I ever do to u?

I don't get cramps but for those who do, is this accurate? Anywho...Hehe, sorry for not being on I... have no good excuse I was just lazy.

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