I forgot to rant

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GAHH. Remember an eon ago when I was hyped for the Maximum Ride movie?I forgot to tell u guys about how my heart shattered into a million tiny pieces. If any of u watched it u know how disappointing it was.  It was the MR comics all over again. The series JP wrote means so much to me and I hate how the movie I looked forward to, ended up making me cry. Not with joy.

First things first. The wings. THEY DO NOT COME OUT OF SLITS ON THEIR BACKS.
the wings were the most important part and the completely ruined it.

The actors. Anything I say from this point onwards does not mean ANYTHING about their acting. I repeat, Anything I say from this point onwards does not mean ANYTHING about their acting. I clarified that because their acting is good. Just not for this movie. The casting was terrible. The only actors who were even close were Nudge, Gazzy and Angel. Max had bleach blonde hair when she actually has BROWN HAIR WITH SUN STREAKS. NOT BLONDE. NOT DIRTY BLONDE. BROWN WITH SUN STREAKS. I just wanted to tell all of you guys who think she has blonde hair that. And not to mention the fact that I couldn't tell the difference between iggy and fang. They were the same height. They were both bulky when in real life they are not the same height and are sure as hell not bulky or look like body builders. The casting was just downright wrong other that Nudge, Angel, and Gazzy.

Fang also several times walked all over Max and guess what? MAX TOOK IT. She is supposed to be bad-assed and snappy. Not take whatever other people say about her and do nothing about it.

Max also wears a muscle top. I don't really see how she can hide her wings with that. Oh wait. They come out of SLITS on her BACK.

For not being an ass I'm not going to add anymore to this chapter. I could honestly go on forever about this and I'm going to stop before I get a call from Hollywood telling me I've been sued. Just to be clear, I am NOT BASHING ON ANYONE (the actors and directors and everyone else who contributed to the movie). I am just sharing my own opinion. I live in the U.S. and it is legal here. Just putting that out there.

I am also sorry for my poor grammar and spacing. I am typing this from about a 5·3 inch screen. Forgive me.

This should not lower ur opinion about the books. The books are spectacular and if u just read all this but have not read the books u should still read them.

This was a pretty old topic that I decided to rant on now so if ur feelings are surfacing again after 4 months I apologize.


Wow. My grammar is awful. I ended this chapter so poorly. Yet another thing to forgive me for.

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