Oookkkaaayyy ladies, (and dudes),
HOW ANNOYING IS IT TO WEAR A BRA!! Did I scare u? If I did I'm very sorry
1) I hate it when u r in front of someone and u are having a conversation and then suddenly, BAM u need to pull up ur bra because u feel the the STUPID thing is gonna fall off.
2) when u go to the store (Walmart, hehehe) and u go with ur mom and then ur moms all like
"Did ur chest grow?"
And I'm like "I..um...no"
And then my moms all "let's go get u measured"
And I'm like "NO PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
And then she says "why?"
And I say " because.. I... Um ...i...uh...have to use the restroom!"
And then she says" k"
And I camp out in the bathroom for about 20 min.
3) THE COMPLETE AND UTTER PAIN OF WEARING IT CAUSE WHENEVER U PUT A SPORTS BRA ON IT HURTS LIKE CRAP!
If I scared u I'm very sorry but I had to get the point across.
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Rants and other monstrous things
HumorThis is a book about rants, and problems that 1st world people have. Be nice, and don't say bad words. K?
