Expectation-
* ac-choo* "oopsie, I'm sorry, excuse me" *giggles*
Reality-
*AAA-AAA-AAA-CHHOOOOOOOOOOO* *sputters* * snorts* *doubles over laughing because you snorted* *goes over to someone and challenges them to a loogie contest*
5 min. later-
*walks away proudly because you worked up a green one and won*
YOU ARE READING
Rants and other monstrous things
HumorThis is a book about rants, and problems that 1st world people have. Be nice, and don't say bad words. K?
