Expectation-
Girls can rock tights, and can LIVE in them a WHOLE DAY.
(Now, my friends, let me tell u what reality looks like)
Reality-
I'm just gonna be frank...
WHEN WE WEAR TIGHTS OUR BUTTS FRIKIN AND LITTERALLY EXPLODE! AND WHEN WE HAVE DIAPERS ON (still not saying the word), THE BLOOD LEAKING FROM BETWEEN OUR LEGS FRIKIN LOOKS LIKE THE LAST DAYS OF POMPEI!!!
If i scared u, I apologize
-TM says "roar"
YOU ARE READING
Rants and other monstrous things
HumorThis is a book about rants, and problems that 1st world people have. Be nice, and don't say bad words. K?
