T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house, no creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
But then Callum awoke and from the corner of his eye
He glimpsed a sight that caused a shiver through his thigh
Banter Claus was riding through the sky
Callydawg thought 'maybe I'm high'
The man was so banterful, he wanted to cry
With the face of Alan Partridge and the body of a dad
Callum sighed in awe, 'wow what a lad'
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The Big Book of Banter
HumorFor all the lads out there craving a cheeky nandos run #banterbury
