The Big Book of Banter

3

It was 3 in the arvo and my stomach was groaning
I paused my Fifa game in which I was owning
I headed out to the bantry and pulled out some crackers
But I thought to myself 'man I'm no light snacker'
I opened the fridge and there by the cheese
Sat a fresh bag of nandos, I felt rather pleased
It looked nice and cheeky, the smell was delightful
The longing I felt was really quite frightful
I gobbled it down in no time at all
And resumed my game where I claimed the ball.