The Big Book of Banter

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Chelsea was behind and I wanted to yell
So I shouted 'come on Hazard you were doing well'
14th in the league was a crappy placing
As my man crush (no homo) got the ball, my heart was racing
He managed to get past the last defender
And I yelled 'go Eden, kick him a bender'
My body was tensed and my head felt so light
It spun into the goal, a well aimed top right
I jumped and screamed with all of my might
'Yes blue, yes, now this is a fight!'
#fanboy