The Big Book of Banter

5

The seats were velvet, the carpet was red
The thought of good banter was filling my head
The actors came on and filled up the stage
Programme in my hand, I looked at the page
'Welcome to a night of magic' it said
'With banter so qual, you might wet the bed'
'The bantermime to end all great shows'
I looked back at the stage and threw them a rose
The cast were all lads apart from 2 lasses
My eyes fixed the stage like they were stuck in molasses
At the end of the play I cracked up with laughter
I went and got wings from kfry straight after