You Can't Tame Fire⇛Klaus Mikaelson

Problems

Lillianna's pov

"No I don't want to eat it!" I shrieked as Elijah tried to pass me the worm.
"Come on Lia." He chuckled. "You said if you lost then you would eat a worm."
"I swear you cheated!"
"How could I cheat at mini golf?" he said innocently and I scowled at him.
"Don't ask me how Mr Original Vampire! You could have moved the ball without me even seeing you move! And I have no idea how my ball ended up in that woman's coffee!"
"Maybe you're just really bad at mini golf." He replied as he tried to keep a straight face.
"I am brilliant at mini golf I'll have you know!" I complained indignantly. "You cheated!"
"You still lost." He grinned. "Go on. Eat it. This I have to see."
"You're a sick person Mr Mikaelson." I groaned as I took the worm off him and shoved it in my mouth.

Holding my nose it only took me about three seconds to quickly chew it and swallow it.
"That was disgusting." I groaned and Elijah burst out laughing as I grabbed my bottle of water and began drinking to take the taste away. "Stop laughing!" I protested. "It's not that funny!"
He still wouldn't shut up so I smacked him over the head with the golf club that I still had hold of. I felt very satisfied when it connected with the side of his head but then I heard the snap. Looking down at him laid out, unmoving on the floor the only thing I could do was say,
"Oh crap."

Quickly looking around to see if anyone had noticed, I dropped to my knees next to Elijah and gingerly prodded him in the side. Oh oh, I thought pulling a face when he didn't move an inch and that's when I decided I should probably get him moved off the golf course but I couldn't move him by myself. Luckily the next lot of people arrived, wanting to have a go at the section of the course that we were on so I shouted,
"Err excuse me?! You couldn't give me a hand to move him could you?!"
Two guys came over and looked a bit concerned when they saw me kneeling down next to a pretty dead looking Elijah.
"What happened?" one of the guys asked.
"I may have hit him over the head with a golf club." I admitted and they both eyed me warily like I was about to attack them with it now. "He's ok. He's just slightly.....err......unconscious. Can you please help me get him onto that bench over there?"
The guys still looked a bit worried but they grabbed Elijah and hauled him over to the bench, sitting him down on it as I sat down next to him.
"Thanks." I muttered, slightly embarrassed as they quickly went back to their group, ignoring me completely.

It took a while but eventually Elijah gasped and almost fell off the bench as he became alive again.
"What the hell happened?" he asked confused.
"I......err.....broke your neck with a golf club." I confessed sheepishly and he looked surprised.
"What did you do that for?"
"Well you wouldn't stop laughing at me!" I protested. "And so I hit you and then you were like........kinda dead. In my defence I thought you were going to stop me."
"Well I would have done if I had known you were going to hit me with a golf club. I was slightly distracted with laughing and all."
"You know I have violent tendencies." I snorted. "I mean come on; of course I was going to hit you with something."
"True." He chuckled. "True."

Later on I made Elijah take me to see a movie. It was meant to be a horror movie but I found it quite hilarious. In the end I was asked to leave the cinema and Elijah had to carry me out because I was laughing that hard I was incapable of walking.
"Are you finished?" he chuckled when I eventually managed to stop laughing and I wiped the tears away that were running down my face.
"I'm good." I grinned and he just shook his head at me.
"You do realise that horror movies are supposed to be scary right?"
"Oh piffle." I snorted. "They're bloody funny."
Elijah started to say something else but my phone rang.
"It's Stefan." I sighed when I saw the caller ID. "I should take this."
He nodded so I answered the phone.

"Hi Lia." Stefan said. "We're kind of having a problem back here in Mystic Falls. I just thought I should let you know."
"Oh god. Tell me what's happened."
"Ok but don't interrupt, there's a lot."
"I've only been gone three days!" I exclaimed. "How much can go wrong in three days?!"
"This is Mystic Falls we're talking about."
"True." I sighed. "Come on then. Tell me."
"Rose got bitten by that new werewolf, Jules and now Rose is dead; Jules took Caroline hostage and tortured her but we got her out and then Tyler left town with Jules; Damon was tortured by some werewolves who wanted the moonstone but I killed them; John Gilbert has come back; Isobel did come back too, she stole the moonstone and then let the sun kill her; Luka and his dad Jonas are dead because they were working for Klaus; Jonas had stripped Bonnie of her powers but now she's got them back because we found the site of the witches massacre; Katherine got out of the tomb today but now she's disappeared and we think Klaus has probably got hold of her because he's.......err.....definitely in town."

Elijah raised an eyebrow as I just stood there with my mouth open.
"Err.....Lia?" Stefan said, sounding worried when I didn't say anything.
"WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG TO BLOODY RING ME?!" I screamed down the phone and Elijah jumped at my sudden outburst. "I'M COMING BACK TO MYSTIC FALLS RIGHT NOW!"
I hung the phone up and prodded Elijah in the side.
"You get a bloody car." I growled and he went and got one straight away, no questions asked.
Soon we were on our way back to Mystic Falls.
"How did Katherine get out?" I asked when we were halfway there and I'd managed to cool my temper a little bit.
"When you broke my neck I was technically dead." Elijah mused. "It must have broken the compulsion."
"Great." I groaned. "Don't tell Damon that, he'd love to know that I let the bitch out of the tomb."
"No problem." He chuckled.

We reached Mystic Falls and Elijah dropped me off at the Salvatore's house, saying he had to go and see a witch so I walked into the house and walked straight into Alaric.
"Sorry dude." I grinned, patting him on the back as I walked past him into the living room. "What's happening people?"
"Lia, you're back." Stefan smiled as he gave me a hug.
Damon was just sat in the corner brooding so I went over and sat on his knee just as Alaric came into the living room.
"Sorry about Rose." I whispered in Damon's ear as I gave him a tight hug.
"It doesn't matter." He said stiffly and I sighed.
"You don't have to pretend with me that you didn't care about her Damon. Emotion is a good thing even if it doesn't feel like it right now."
He didn't say anything but he quickly returned my tight hug for a brief moment so I knew I had gotten through to him. He's gonna be ok.

Alaric was staring at me and Damon with a calculating look on his face so I stuck my tongue out at him before focusing on what Stefan was saying.
"So we're going to the dance tonight because Bonnie and Elena are going so we need to be there in case Klaus tries anything. Lia are you coming too?"
"Of course." I grinned. "I would love to get my hands on Klaus."
Alaric let out a really loud snort and me, Stefan and Damon gave him funny looks.
"Sorry." He chuckled. "But you're human and he's an original vampire."
"Your point is?" I scowled and he raised an eyebrow as Stefan quickly said,
"The point is that you don't go anywhere near him Lia, but I know as usual that you'll completely ignore everyone and do what you want. Come on then, let's go."
I shoved Alaric out of the way as I charged past him on the way to the car, determined to get the front seat and he looked amused as he climbed in the back of the car with Damon. Glancing out the corner of my eye I noticed he was still staring at me with that calculating look on his face. I'm not sure but something just feels a little off with him at the moment.
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Hahaha enjoy the funny chapter, this one is my favorite😂
I rode my show horse today and it was freezing cold so I wore a hoodie, put the hood on my head-so now I have a big rat nest in my hair I have to detangle fml
Btw Elijah is judging you^_^
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