Cliché Wattpad Things That Irritate Me

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I'm just going to make a list for this one because there are far too many (so many that I cannot even fathom the precise number) to rant about individually.

-Cliché Bad Boy #674 tells Cliché Girl Who Never Has Homework And Lives Off Of Starbucks #867 that he's deeply in love with her even though they met two sentences ago

-Mafia Romance Books

-Cliché Bad Boy #394 suddenly knows the lyrics to every One Direction song in the universe

-Sappy romance song to get the couple back together ex machina

-The Carnival is always open

-Cliché author #9999999999999 thinks that a "Punk or Goth" protagonist listens to nothing but 5 Seconds of Summer (Which is not a punk rock band by the way), Sleeping With Sirens and My Chemical Romance (Which are also not metal) and wears black hoodies 24/7

-The protagonist lives and breathes Starbucks

-Cliché Girl That I Want To Punch In The Face #534 will always and forever have her eternally wavy hair in a messy bun

-Cliché New Girl #296 meets Bubbly Blond Girl Who Squeals Too Much #643 on the first day and they instantly become best friends

-Incognito Parents #458 and #459 are incognito

-Cliché Protagonist #183 either lives in a 4 story mansion with 10 yachts or lives in a shack with a moldy shoebox

-Cliché Guy #766 actually has the time and patience to deal with Cliché Depressed Girl Who Is Depressed For An Unknown Reason #563 whilst she throws never-ending pity-parties for herself

-The protagonist has the face of a Victoria's Secret model and the midriff of Princess Jasmine but continues to call herself an "Ugly Fat Cow"

-Cliché Bad Boy #946 turns into The Flash and Superman when Pathetic Girl #544 is in trouble

-Title has the words, "Sex", "Mafia", "Billionaire", "Alpha", "Jealous", "Possessive" or "Stripper" in it=  930102837381182718119638194737292 reads

-Books with an actual plot, well-developed characters, proper grammar and originality will forever remain lost and undiscovered in the depths of Wattpad

-The girl must be a shy, quiet and reserved nerd and the guy must be a "husky-voiced", arrogant, bad boy with a six-pack and a resting smirk face

-Every girl in the whole damn school shrieks and begins to (and I quote from several sources that will remain unnamed) "cake their faces with makeup" when said guy waltzes down the hall 

-Bad breath doesn't exist

-Originality is a forbidden word and a horrific philosophy to fathom, therefore it does not exist in the realm of Wattpad

-You can find some cliché, sappy romance novel in just about every genre here on Wattpad (It's true, I checked)

-Every billionaire/millionaire is a hot young guy in his mid twenties who just so happens to be single and not some old guy who looks like Donald Trump

-Swear words that are spelled wrong (And I don't mean like censored like "fvck" like downright spelled wrong)

-There is a heavy warning for "mature language" but the only swear word is hell and the last three letters are not letters but indeed asterisks

-Antagonist Girl #666 is a bitchy slut who is always out for revenge on Girl I Can't Stand #902 the second her boyfriend glances at her

-When the author runs out of ideas they can instantly turn to Award-Winning Wattpad Plot Twist That Everyone Knows Is Coming- main girl gets hit by a car, falls into a coma, wakes up with amnesia but don't worry, she'll remember Cliché Bad Boy #164 after he "smashes his lips onto hers"

I think I got most of them, there will most likely be a part two to this or something because Wattpad is a breeding ground for Clichéness

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-Hollow

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