This was an assignment we had to do in English class - make our own legend using a pre-made text and filling in the blanks. This is Rose's version.
Once upon a time there was a young man called Niall. He was the son of a poor Tesco worker. One day he was writing love letters to Lady Askiri, when a Knight in green armour appeared. Niall went down on his knees and cried: "You must be Sir Liam of the round table. I too want to be a Knight. What must I do?"
" Get up of your knees!", said Sir Liam:"And ship Larry!"
"No Problem!"said Niall.
He got his chicken sticks, climbed on to his donkey and rode off. It wasn't long before he came to the KFC where the Spirit of Larry was supposedly hiding. Suddenly Minako the mighty chicken appeared. "Get off my land!" she shouted, sounding annoyed.
"No! You get out of my way!", Niall shouted. He took his chicken sticks, that were now chicken bones, because Niall munched on them. After a short battle Minako the mighty chicken was dead. Suddenly Barney the dinosaur from Niall's Imagination came in the backdoor singing "I love you". Behind him was the Spirit of Larry . That is when Niall suddenly started to ship Larry, even if he didn't know who they were. When Niall got to the Castle of Nandos, he found Fischy snogging the wall. So Niall decided to find Lady Askiri. Then Niall became a Knight of Nandos and had lots of Peri-Peri Chicken, but only sat at the round table.
THE END
Rose's note: So yes that was my Homework. Can't wait for the teacher to see it. She probably will just think I am mental ;) Also this one is a Little dull the other ones are better. We might even post Dawns Version (which is absolutely crazy)
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