Once upon a time there was a do nosaur called Barney who lived in a town, but hated it because it wasn't her thing. So Barney and her friends Fischy, Askiri and Kick-Ass decided to move out.
Barney packed some of her purple and green suits that were all the same, Askiri packed some of her Niall ... Posters because she was forever alone, Kick-Ass packed her knife and Fischy packed a piece of wall for her to snog, and off they went.
After a long journey of Fischy snogging her wall they got to London. Barney decided she needed a new purple and green suit so they all went H&M. Fischy even found a Little Mermaid dress. She bought it straight away because it was her favourite movie ever.
After shopping they all went to Askiri's dad's house. When they got there Fischy went straight upstairs to the bathroom to get dressed into her new costume. When she came out she looked like the Little Mermaid – she even dyed her hair red!
When she humped down the stairs Askiri was sitting on the couch with her One Erection tshirt on. It was her favourite, because there was a Penis on it, and Askiri was very dirty (shewas covered in mud).
That was when Kick-Ass came running down the stairs after the dog screaming: "I will kill you!" with a knife in her hand. The poor dog sat there with Barney's Christmas underwear in It's mouth.
But suddenly One Erection came in. Askiri fainted, Barney pooped in her costume since her pants were in the dog's mouth, the dog dropped the thong, Fischy immediately grabbed them and Kick-Ass, well she did what she needed to do - she stabbed One Erection.
Then Simon Dickwell came in with his following Dickyleins (who were singing we're going on a trip to suck a bitches dick). Simon Dickwell was the manager of One Erection and married to Askiri's father, but Askiri had never met One Erection, because family.
Simon said to Kick-Ass: "Ugh! Finally they are gone!" He wanted to thank Kick-Ass, and because she was very close friends with the Queen, he made Kick-Ass the new Queen of Engspastland.
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