So, as Rose already explained, we had to to an essay in English class by filling in the gaps
This is my (Dawn's) version.
(Warning: this is the non-safe and unedited original version, not the teacher-safe version. Read at your own risk!)
The story of Solangelo
Once upon a time, there was a young man called Nico. He was the son of a rich stripper. One day, he was chatting up some girls when suddenly a Knight in shining underwear appeared.
"You must me Sir Jason! I, too, want to be a knight at King Arthur's round table. What must I do?"
"Get up off your knees," said the knight "and ship Solangelo, not Pernico."
"No problem," said Nico. He got Mrs O'Leary, climbed onto her back and shadow-travelled off. It wasn't long before he got to castle Solace.
Suddenly Percy Jackson, Nico's old crush, appeared. He smiled seductively and looked very sexy.
"Get in my pants!" shouted Percy. "No! You get out of my way," answered Nico, but he felt his heart flutter.
He took his pink hair brush, and after a short battle, Percy was moaning beneath him. Then Nico picked up his hairbrush and rode off to Camelot.
When he arrived at Camelot, King Arthur and his knights were having hot frick-frack with their girlfriends. Nico went down on one knee and told King Arthur about his adventure.
"Well," said King Arthur. "You have been very naughty"
"I know," said Nico. "So what are you going to do now?"
First Arthur said nothing.
But then, he made him a knight, and Nico went off to have hot frick-frack with Will.
The End
No. Regrets.
Well, don't say I didn't warn you :D
Luckily, this isn't the version that's in my exercise book, so don't worry.
TTFN
-Dawn
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