Once upon a time SCAN were in maths class. Barney was drawing weird girls in her maths book (but leaving space for her homework). Askiri and Fischy were making stupid faces at each other, seeing as they both didn't have the homework. And Kick-Ass was trying out a new Gothstyle.
She was trying to put on her Eyeliner when she accidently stabbed herself in the eye, because she sharpened the eyepencil into a knife it hurt slightly more. She started screaming.
Askiri ran to get a bucket of water. Barney was cursing in Latin, but got screamed at, because the teacher was Zeus and understood Latin. And Fischy was about to jump out of the window.
Askiri ran into the room with the bucket of water and threw it all over Kick-Ass. The water was magic, because a fairy pooped in it, so it healed Kick-Ass' eye.
The only problem was that Fischy had jumped out of the window. CAN called the ambulance.
When the ambulance came and gave Fischy some pills, they all went back to class. Where Askiri started to cut off her eyelashes, Kick-Ass was starting to smell like Fairypoop, Fischy was sleeping ,because the pills made her faint and Barney was whispering maths formulas randomly.
See Maths is dangerous!
THE END
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RandomHello, we're SCAN and we decided to give you look into what we get up to, because whether it's in school or in the bus or at home, we get up to some crazy shit. So put on your safety goggles, don't wear your nice clothes, and off we go!
