Okay, so Dawn and Rose we're really bored in English last week, and Dawn challenged Rose to a reasons why [ ] a fail. The hilarious part is, Dawn got 20+, and Rose could only think of 2 for Dawn.
D: That's cuz I'm fabulous bitch
Anyway, here you go! (BTW if you're confused these we're written by Dawn)
1. She talks to herself. Then laughs at her own jokes. Out Loud.
2. You touch her neck, you're dead.
3. Her grades suck and she will probably leave me because she has to re-do the year
4. The fridge thing. (She will walk to the fridge, open it to see if theres anything good to eat, close it, then repeat that process every five minutes)
5. She lives so far away that you can never do anything with her.
6. She has a southern british accent, but denies it.
7. Procrastination
8. Scaring herself on purpose for no apparent reason (ie. watching a slenderman play through)
9. She will be on her phone till like 5am, and then be really tired and grouchy in school.
10. Her hair is like always messy. Literally always.
11. She is completely unable to concentrate on anything (except fandom stuff and the internet), resulting in some very funny scenarios.
12. She never does her homework, and then she doesn't even bother to copy it off anyone until she's actually in the lesson she needs it in, bit still never gets caught y the teacher as she's doing it.
13. She thinks the only reason to have a baby is because baby plastic diaper bags smell nice. IDEK.
14. She's random af.
15. She's crap at all sports (except for dancing because that's not a sport) and she's still a skinny little shit! Actually she's not. She's bony.
16. Her pinches are literally Hell on Earth. She made me bleed! She also calls it a 'hobby' and is very proud of it.
17. She loves pimple popping videos on YouTube.
18. She's really perverted.
19. She couldn't contain her fangirlyness the last two years, so now everyone thinks of her as 'that crazy that loves One Direction' even though she's not into them anymore.
[Edit: That is no longer true, Rose had a relapse and the fandom sucked her back into its vortex]
20. She takes Sandwiches into School, doesn't eat them, and just leaves them in her schoolbag until they go moldy. Gross.
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