welcome back me!

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Yes, im sorry, i haven't been on for several days... or months...

But I'm back now! So.. ummm

Lets start this rant already...

So, somebody called @catspower suggested i should do a rant about how a guys brain works in books.

And when i mean in books, i mean books that make guys think like this;

"Wow, Frannie Juleman, you are an interesting girl."

Or,

"Oh Trixie Smith, what are you going to do next?"

Got that?

A guys thoughts do not normally consist of weird statements and rhetorical questions. It's weird, not romantic or cute.

Stop that.

Oh, and if you hadn't already noticed, the quotes above are from actual books, i just replaced the names.

Anyways,

How have you guys been? Hows it been going? Great? Good.

Now lets move on to what been happening to me!

A car ran over my slippers...

Yes, it's random but its true. May it be an important lesson to you all, to store you slippers safely, and not on the middle of the road.

Its a long story...

Ok, fine, my brother did it.

Thanks alot Ollie for being such a great brother.

Peace out ✌

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