❤️Drunk Texting|Both|❤️

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Grayson:
Gray👅💦😩:yuow looks soooooejw HAWT ien mi panets
You: what?
Gray👅💦😩: Ie luv u alout m.e awnd ethajan awr a liiiillll tiepsiiiiiiy
You: do you mean tipsy? Grayson Bailey Dolan are you drunk?!
Gray👅💦😩:nnnnoooeoeeoooo!! Wue havte a liil bitta Alcohil!!😝
You: where are you?!
Gray👅💦😩: funi qestin i donnntttt no....,,,,'
You: where's Ethan?
Gray👅💦😩: uh with Jeake.!'
You: where's Jake?
Gray👅💦😩: the freiont set
You: so your in the car?
Gray👅💦😩: non Wer own a 2 peple bik!
You:A BIKE!!?!?!??
Gray👅💦😩: neoooo i,m jueat playing we r at a chikin ferm!
You:really!
Gray👅💦😩:yeah wehere gettan a ckikin named fuck aned a xnothyr one named cluck!
You: GRAYSON IF YOU BRING A CHICKEN ANYWHERE CLOSE TO THIS HOUSE IK KICKING YOU OUT!!!!!!
Gray👅💦😩: oki, i,m ouetsid let mi on!!?!?!?!?
You: really!
Gray👅💦😩: weal duuuuuuu I new yoe were werin my peants sooo, I haed to Sai somfin.
You: okay it's unlocked!!
Your heard the door open and someone stumble in.
Gray👅💦😩: I,"m Hoem!!?!?❤️😍😈
You: gray shut the fuck up, 😂❤️

Ethan:
Ethan😝💯🍌: hiiiioue bay I wuv u!!❤️😍🍉
You: uh....love you too🍉❤️😂
Ethan😝💯🍌:Cain you hhhilp mi ples?
You: what with?
Ethan😝💯🍌:I"m driiiyuuenkkkk!!! And I cint guoet hoooommmmm!!!!!!
You:kk where are you!?!?!?
Ethan😝💯🍌:I'm weth twaimz aet the llhama faeerm!!!!!!
You:🙄you kidding, right?!?
Ethan😝💯🍌: nopppppi it"s lik a mil awai.!
You: I know where it is.!!!! It's like 15 miles away!!!!
Ethan😝💯🍌: oh
You: yeah "oh" and I'm coming. Don't try and drive!!!!!!
Ethan😝💯🍌: I weont I jest gona set hur!!!
You: okay Ethan.
Ethan😝💯🍌: I GOET LLHAMA SHIT ON MI VANZ HEUOLLLP, THUR RIUNE."d
You: really, get away from the llamas!!?!?!?
Ethan😝💯🍌: I TRYD TO WIP IYT OF WITH MY HAND.... IT STANKS!!!!!💩💩😭
You: Ethan are you geekin me?!?!?
Ethan😝💯🍌: weont me to senand a piic??????
You: NO!!! I'm bringing you something to help just don't touch anything!!!!!
Ethan😝💯🍌: should I eat it!?!?
You: NOOOO DONT THAYS FUCKING NASTY!!!?!
Ethan😝💯🍌: tru.....
You got there and Ethan was drunk as fuck and you had to disinfect your car

What did I just write like really, WHAT EVEN IS ETHANS IMAGINE!?!?!?!?😂😂😂😂❤️ thanks for 1k on my other book btw....dirty fuckers❤️😘

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