Dolan Twin Imagines

Group Chat 5 || e & g

-two days later-

You: oh great Ethan now you have unicorn jizz in your hair.

Ethan: shut up I like it

You: you like to fondle smurf jizz and unicorn cum?

Ethan: staaaahp

Grayson: what has your life become

You: better than yours

Ethan: congratulations, you played yourself

You: what's another way to say breasts?

Ethan: boobs

Grayson: titties

Ethan: tatas

Grayson: melons

Ethan: a rack

Grayson: jiggily puffs

You: I only need one but thank you.

Grayson: why did you need to know anyway?

You: I have my reasons

Ethan: oh, okay

Grayson: I have a few ways to say penis

You: ew Grayson, just no

Grayson: but why

You: because penis is a cringe ass word.

Grayson: P

Grayson: E

Grayson: N

Grayson: I

Grayson: S

*Etit👌🏼😀  has added 'mom' to the chat*

Ethan: OH SHIT SORRY MOM JUST LEAVE BEFORE YOURE DISAPPOINTED.