Meeting your parents-
Nash- "Hi Mr and Mrs y/last/name. I'm Nash, and I- uhm- really like your daughter. But I promise we're not having sex! And if we do she will not get pregnant!"
Cam- "Yo, I'm Cameron Dallas. I mean, you probably already knew me but- oh. Oh I thought you were her sister! You're her MOM!? You're WAY too young to be a mom!"
Hayes- "Hi, I'm Hayes. This food is- is- really good. Thank you for letting me see your daughter."
Carter- "She's pregnant." *whole room gasps* "I'm kidding! My names carter, but you can call me big daddy."
Taylor- "I don't think she want me cause I got all this cash on me." *parents ask questions, look confused* "I'm sorry, I was just quoting my own song" *nervous chuckles*
Matt- "YOOOOOOO what's up homies? I had to take PILLS to get me through this, but I am here now! And I just want to say, I love your daughter! Okay bye."
Aaron- "Hi, I'm Aaron and I just wanted to thank you for this lovely dinner and your daughters fine a- fuck. Just, thank you for your daughter."
Gilinsky- "Hi, you must be Mr. Y/last/name! I'm Jack, and your daughter is a really nice woman. You brought her up well." *Your dad kicks him out because he knows he dated Madison Beer*
Johnson- "Hi, um wow I'm surprised. I don't usually get embarrassed or nervous like this... But I really do love your daughter. A lot."
Shawn- "Listen, I'm just going to get to the point. I love your daughter, and she loves me. and I hope, I really hope you can accept that."
*Authors note*
Btw most of these were meant as jokes. Actually this whole things a joke.
My life's a joke.
K BYEEEEEEE ❤️❤️❤️
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FanfictionThat last description was so dramatic I became nauseated just reading it