dirty talk

boyfriend

harry: why won't you send me da noodz?

niall: many reasons

harry: okay well what are those reasons?

niall: one. you just said "noodz"

niall: two. i don't want to.

niall: three. i don't even know you

harry: niall, we've been friends since the beginning of last year

niall: exactly. friends.

harry: oH

harry: so you want to be more than friends?(;

niall: what? no! ew. no no no no no. no.

harry: :(((

niall: i will never be your boyfriend

harry: oh

harry: well i was kinda thinkin more of a "friends with benefits" type thing but whatever floats your boat.

niall: why are we friends

harry: bc you love me

niall: you wish

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and here is another chapter bc someone was impatient.

smh

you know who you are

lol

-laura