dirty talk

problem

niall: harry

harry: yes baby?(;

niall: I have a problem

harry: and what might your problem be?

niall: no

niall: like I have a problem

harry: ?

harry: oh

harry: ohhhhhhhhhhhh

harry: fuck that's hot

niall: harry

harry: yeah babe?

niall: help me!!!!!

harry: whatever you want baby(;

niall: no no no no no not like that

harry: then how?

niall: like...what do I do?

harry: what do you mean?

niall: how do I get rid of it?

harry: are you being serious

niall: yes🙊

harry: well first I need to know, how'd you get it?

niall: seriously harry

harry: yup. im the doctor and I need to know all of the info to give you the prescription(;

niall: okay that was really weird

niall: but fine

harry: ;))

niall: if you MUST know

niall: I was scrolling through your facebook and saw a shirtless pic of you

harry: ARE YOU BEING SERIPUS

niall: yes

harry: don't play with me niall

niall: Im not playing

harry: okay then

harry: O HM YSBISO

harry: okay well then the doctor's prescription is to have the person who gave you the problem, take care of it(;

niall: you're no help.

harry: ;))

niall: Im asking louis

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niall got a boner from looking at harry shirtless.

same niall. same.

BTW THANKS FOR 1K READS!!!!!

-laura