dirty talk

flirtatious disaster

so I wore pajama pants at school today bc it's a drama club tradition to wear them the day after opening night and they were like really small and kept pressing on my stomach and make me feel like I was gonna throw up

anyways

QOTD: where do you live?

AOTD: New York!

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harry: NIALL

harry: HELP

niall: WHATS WRONG

harry: I DONT KNOW HOW TO GIVE A BLOWJOB

niall: .....

niall: I don't know how to respond to that

niall: why the sudden interest?

harry: well, ever since our conversation yesterday, I've been thinking about it

harry: and I realized I don't even know how to give one

harry: what do I do?

niall: watch porn?

harry: already tried that

harry: it didn't really help

harry: and now I have an awkward boner

niall: okay then

harry: sorry...TMI?

niall: just a bit

harry: what happened?

niall: what do you mean?

harry: you used to be so comfortable talking about inappropriate stuff with me

niall: well that was before we were dating

harry: what changed?

niall: we started dating

niall: and now I can't flirt with you

harry: that makes no sense

niall: I know but I can't really explain it any other way

harry: oh

harry: I getchu

niall: you do?

harry: nope not at all

niall: ://

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sup my peeps?

my crush and I talked on the phone for an hour two days ago

it was awesome

-laura