dirty talk

clubbing

okay so I did QOTD on innocent before it got deleted so I think imma start doing it on here.

QOTD: what's your name?

AOTD: laura (but you probs already knew that)

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harry: okay so I know you turned down going to dinner with me and the lads

niall: okay imma just play along with this

niall: Ah yes I'm sorry I turned down you and "the lads"

harry: THERE WAS OTHER PEOPLE THERE IM NOT LYING

niall: mhm yes I'm sure there was harry

harry: smh

harry: anygay...I was wondering if you wanted to go clubbing with US

harry: meaning it will not just be me

harry: I know you don't get out and socialize much so I figured this would be the perfect way to do so

niall: Idk harry I kinda just wanna be alone and binge watch Netflix

harry: okay but you do that every night

niall: exactly. I have to stay on schedule.

harry: well maybe you should break out of your routine

niall: ehhhhhhhh

harry: im serious

niall: nice to meet you serious. I'm niall.

harry: what?

harry: oh my god

harry: that was such a dad joke

niall: no. it was such a harry joke.

harry: are you saying I'm daddy af?(;

niall: no not at all

niall: I'm saying that's the kind of stupid joke you would tell

harry: ouch

niall: :)

harry: so are you coming or not?

niall: ugh fine

harry: great

harry: I'll pick you up in an hour

harry: be ready

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i went home sick from school today

yay

I love dying

-laura