dirty talk

n.i.p.

long chapter bc you guys deserve it for waiting so long!!!!!

QOTD: how tall are you?

AOTD: 5'5''

-

niall: harry

harry: niall

niall: do you remember what I said awhile ago about us losing the chemistry

harry: I do

niall: and I felt like it just went downhill bc we started to officially date

harry: yup

niall: well I want to get that chemistry back

harry: hmm I smell I plan

niall: my plan is that we take a break, to kind of cool off a bit, then our minds will want each other

niall: I call it the "Narry Ignoring Plan" or n.i.p. for short

harry: hahahahahha nip

niall: *sigh*

harry: how will that possibly work niall it makes no sense

niall: yes it does!!!!!!

niall: here's an example:

niall: during the 1920s, prohibition started, you know to like get rid of alcohol consumption but instead of lessening alcohol consumption, it actually increased it a ton! and crime went up too but that's not the point. basically what I'm saying is when people can't have something, they want it more than when they were actually allowed to have it.

harry: ...

harry: huh

niall: here let me put it into simpler terms for you

niall: a little girl wants a puppy for sooooooo long and she begs and pleads her parents for one every single day. then finally her parents give in and get her a puppy. she loves it. she spends all of her time with it, but only for a week and then becomes bored with it.

niall: do you see where I'm going with this??

harry: I guess so

harry: but I'm still not quite sure why you're comparing our relationship to a girl and her dog.

niall: ugh harry that's not the point

niall: the point is that when you can't have something, or in this case someone, you crave it, but when you finally get what you want, it's not as exciting.

niall: it's like forbidden love. you want it bc you can't have it

harry: ahhhhhhhh so like romeo and juliet

niall: yeah but without the dying

harry: WHAT

harry: ROMEO AND JULIET DIE?????

niall: .....yes?

niall: oh come on harry we read that play in english freshman year

harry: who taught that class?

niall: ms. salls

harry: well that explains it

niall: ?

harry: I always slept in her class

niall: smh harry

harry: :))

niall: anyways, back to my plan, do you think it could work?

harry: I mean maybe. when did you become so educated on the human brain?

niall: since I started taking psychology

harry: oh that's right

niall: yup and I learned everything I needed to help me figure out what we need to do to fix this mess

harry: awwwwww

niall: well bye

harry: NIALL

niall: what?

harry: don't leave

niall: but that's step one

niall: we stop talking, or at least cut back

harry: I thought we were already doing that

niall: :((

harry: im kidding I'm kidding

niall: I know but the sad part is that it's true

harry: :/

niall: bye harry

-

hope you guys liked the long chapter!!!! it was over 500 words!!! wow I think that's my longest chapter yet.

leave you comments and votes bc they mean so much to me and inspire me to update faster!!!!

love you all!!

-laura