dirty talk

surprise

so I forgot about doing QOTD

so here it is

QOTD: what's your favorite book? (actual book, not fanfic)

AOTD: I just finished Prep School Confidential and it is my new favorite book. 10/10 would recommend.

y'all should read it and then tell me what you think(:

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niall: okay

harry: okay?

niall: we just did the backwards TFIOS

harry: oh my god niall you need to get over that movie

niall: smh no

harry: whatever

harry: so what's okay?

niall: what do you mean?

harry: you started this conversation with 'okay' before you got off on TFIOS

harry: so what was okay that you were going to say?

niall: ohhhhhhhhh

niall: okay

niall: that message that you saw on the screenshot

niall: wasn't from my mom

harry: noooooooo really?

harry: I had no idea

niall: welp

niall: anyways

niall: it's this kid named damian

niall: he's been annoying me since the summer

harry: why didn't you tell me baby? I could've fought him off a long time ago

niall: I didn't talk to you much back then

harry: you could've told me when we started talking

niall: well he didn't contact me in awhile

niall: until a few days ago

harry: what did he say?

niall: he was asking me for nudes and I said I didn't want to send them but he kept bugging me so I told him to fuck off

harry: .....

niall: what?

harry: that kinda sounds like how you and I started talking

niall: well yeah

harry: but you kept talking to me

niall: that was bc I secretly liked you

niall: I guess it's not really a secret anymore

niall: surpirse?

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I wish I was a gay man

bc then you could have sex without the risk of getting pregnant

plus 96% of gay guys are hot

and that was my rant of the day

that is all

goodbye

-laura