dirty talk

liar liar

harry: niall

niall: yes daddy?

harry: about that screenshot you sent yesterday...

niall: what about it?

harry: well there's 2 things

niall: and what are those 2 things?

harry: 1. I love the contact name you have for me(;

niall: smh well that's what you are isn't it?

niall: my 'daddy 🍆👅💦'

harry: yes. yes it is.

niall: teehee(:

niall: and what's the other thing?

harry: oh yeah

harry: well I happened to see you had another message that you didn't open yet.

harry: who's it from?

niall: oh that? um it's just from my mom

harry: you're a terrible liar

niall: HEY

niall: 1. I'm a great liar

niall: and 2. that wasn't even a lie

harry: niall. I know when you're lying.

harry: now who's it really from?

niall: MY MOM

harry: nialllllllll

niall: im serious!!!!!!!

niall: and don't you fucking say anything like "nice to meet you serious, I'm harry."

harry: I wasn't gonna

niall: mhmmm

harry: :///

niall: I have to go

niall: bye harry

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I just got home from school and it's after 6 :///

-laura