dirty talk

thirsty

this chapter is inspired by my favorite episode of faking it. the ecstasy and the agony.

anyways

QOTD: what's your favorite show?

AOTD: law & order svu. or faking it.

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niall: this is soooooooo much fun!!!!!

niall: and i don't have a headache anymoree

niall: tho i am reaallyyyyy thirsty

niall: have i told you how much i love you

harry: many times

harry: oh yeah and being thirsty is a very common side effect of the ecstasy

niall: whatt

niall: im on ecstasy?!!!

harry: ...yes?

niall: how long does this last??

niall: am i a drug addict now

niall: it's made me drink so much more alcohol than i wanted to

harry: that's good!

niall: how is that good???

niall: what if i get arrested and they take away all my honor roll certificates and i'll never become the second man to go to mars

niall: HARRY YOU ARE THE WORST

harry: hey you agreed to taking it

harry: and look on the bright side

harry: now you'll be easier to talk to and mingle with

niall: i don't want to be easier to mingle with

niall: someone could kidnap and rape me

harry: they won't. i'm here.

niall: aw that was cute

harry: teehee

niall: but seriously harry i do not like this

niall: i feel like my ears are floating on the ocean

niall: am i dreaming?

harry: no you're not dreaming

harry: but remember how much fun you were having five minutes ago?

harry: just choose to go back to that happy place

niall: what is happening to my jaw? i can't stop grinding

harry: hahaha

harry: you're teeth are so naughty

niall: this is not the time for jokes harry

niall: i'm 96% sure i'm dying

harry: well yOURE NOT

niall: WELL I COULD BE

harry: CALM DOWN

niall: OKAY IM CALM

harry: good

niall: take me home

harry: awwwww

harry: but i wanna stay a little longer

niall: harry

niall: you said you'd take care of your baby boy

niall: and right now your baby boy needs to be taken care of

harry: fuck

harry: let's go

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or do you?

you probs don't

okay bye

-laura