Hiro's Farts

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Me: HIIII

Fred: sup Talliepoo?

Me: not much- you?

Fred: I read an amazing comic about a bug!

GoGo: you keep reading that...

Hiro: so anything interesting Talle?

Wasabi: any anecdotes for us?

Me: well yeah I guess but I'll keep it short because we have dares!

Honey Lemon: oh do tell!

Me: so as many of the readers know, I got sick with an infection a week before school started. Now my laptop also got an infection... It got a malware virus from a Russian website.

Hiro: I could fix it for you!

(•—•)  : helping friends is nice

Me: thanks but it's okay- my uncle fixed it or me. For some reason I'm the only female in my entire family who gets technology- and more or less I hang with the men rather than the women.

Wasabi: you fancy the men's activities better?

Me: well they all play video games and sports and fun stuff, women sit and talk- no offence Honey Lemon

Honey Lemon: none taken! I'm proud to be one of those people! We are all different!

GoGo: I see what you are saying Talle- I agree.

Fred: speaking of preferences- it seems a lot of readers like the seven minutes in heaven dare!

Me: really? And whys that?

GoGo: probably because a spider was shot with an MK47?

(•—•): possibly but today I have three dares for everyone to complete!

Me: okay what's the first one then baymax ?

(•—•): seven minutes in heaven

Me: *looks at Fred* that's why you said that...

(•—•): with Hiro and Talle!

Honey Lemon: YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAAY!

GoGo: who is the dare from?

Wasabi: today's set of dares are from unicorn_cupcakes679

Fred: alright love birds, in to the cupboard you go!

Hiro and I: *get pushed into the cupboard*

Me: so what do you wanna do?

Hiro: play Apple on a stick?

Me: I love that game! *begin to clap with our hands*

Both:Apple on a stick makes me sick,
Makes my heart beat two-forty-six,
Not because you're dirty, not because you're clean,
Just because you kissed a boy behind a magazine.

GoGo: are they playing Apple on a stick?

Fred: that old clapping game?? I love that game!

(•—•): it appears so

Honey Lemon: i used to play it

Tadashi: *concern*

Hiro and I:Girls, boys, have a lot of fun,
Here comes Johnny with a pickle up his bum,
He can wibble he can wobble he can even do the splits,
But I bet ya ten bucks that he can't do this.

Close your eyes and count to ten,
If you muck it up you're not my friend.

Hiro and I: *eyes closed*

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