THOT DIARIES

Entry One

01-25-16

Ight, so I'm gonna tell you about the time I got some BOMB ass dick. 

It was like 5 months back. I was chilling at my homeboy, Q-Tip's, house. We were playing games, listening to music, ya know, the type of shit people do when they are trying to abstain from sex.

He and I were talking about random stuff and out of nowhere this dude says, "I need to fuck something".

I looked at this man, astonished as hell. Not because of what he said, but how he said it. We were literally just talking about his grandmother's cats and now his mind is on the other type of pussy. I'm looking at him like CHILLLL. But I brushed it off, thinking that maybe he's just tripping. Now, what I really wanted to say was, 'Take this pussy, daddy.' But, I didn't say that. I had to keep it cute and remain calm. 

So, for about 2 minutes it was really quiet in the room until Q-Tip finally spoke up. He was like, "So wassup? Lemme play with that pussy." 

BITCH WHAT?!?!?! This dude was ALL the way out there. NO CHILL. He was just saying what he wanted to say because he knew he could. Now, this would've been okay if he was my man. And don't get me wrong , he was obviously cute as fuck, and I would give him the coochie real quick. But I've only known him for like 2 months. At least buy me Chic-fil-a first.

Q-Tip didn't even wait for me to answer. He just happily brought his horny ass next to me on the bed... and touched my thigh. Bitch, I was scared and my panties were wet. I didn't know what to do with my life. However, I didn't tell him to stop. Nah, son, and pass up this opportunity? I think not.

So, he's pulling my pants down, then he starts playing with my lady bits. Fuck playing with it, he was working that hoe. Word To My Mother. I was wet enough to flood an entire football field. 

THEN, oh Bitch, he put his tongue in it. He didn't just work it on in there, nah, this was a sneak attack. I damn near cried. He licked me dry, wet, then dry, again. He was doing things with his tongue that I didn't even know was possible.

And then, it came down to the sex part.

Alright, look here, I was nowhere near scared, because I've gotten dicked down before. I could handle it. But once Q-Tip pulled his pants down, game over for me, bitch. I wasn't going to have any walls after this and his ass knew it.

While Q-Tip was putting the condom on his horse dick, I was contemplating my next move. I could've said I was a virgin and that this wasn't right, but he was Daddy and I couldn't lie to him. I did the only other thing I could do. I cried.

I was like, "But what if I die?"

He was like , "Girl you ain't gone die. Just let me poke it one time."

I said, "One time, Daddy?"

He said, "One time."

I closed my eyes and prepared myself for the moment of truth. He slid the head in and I was like 'Ooh'. He slid the entire thing in and I DIED, went to Heaven, met God, he sent me to Hell, then I got sent back to Earth to finish getting this marvelous dick. 

Q-Tip was long stroking me, short stroking me, side stroking me, all that good shit. At one point, I could've sworn my soul had left my body and I was watching myself get the dick from a bird's eye view.

He was probably on the 15th stroke when the dick stopped moving. I looked up at him, sad as hell like, 'Why'd you stopped?'

 This quick pumping bitch had the nerve, and the audacity, to say he was finished... BEFORE I could finish. I was so damn mad. The dick felt so damn good. My insides were literally shaking.

Then, this good-dick-having-ass bastard had even more audacity than I thought to kick my ass out. What in the plain fuck? I could not believe that my closest friend, of two months, was kicking me out of his grandmother's house after fucking me like a porn star. I felt betrayed, to say the least. So, while he was in the bathroom, cleaning his penis, I stole his game. Fuck you, Q-Tip.